Ever notice how easy it is to get INTO a project, and how hard it is to get OUT of one? There's an old saying about project timelines - "The first 90% of the project takes 90% of the time, and the last 10% of the project takes the other 90% of the time."
So, how do we drive a project to closure? The answer to that lies in setting the exit criteria first, as a part of gathering the requirements and understanding the priorities. Usually, we don't start identifying these criteria until we are in the closure cycle, and, of course, the customer ALWAYS has extras they want done.
Have you ever had a day like this one? The boss calls you into her/his office, and starts with an apology "...I'm sorry to give you this assignment, but ..." and holds out the requirements document, using gloves and tongs. You, of course, being a quick thinker (with lots of scars) respond with Plan A. "Well, you know, I'm pretty whacked with work right now, but I noticed Dave in my cubicle was reading a novel this afternoon, and he looks like he's got some slack time." Dirty, but hey, we've all done it, right?
So,failing that attempt, you move on to Plan B, which goes like this: "OK, boss, I guess I can do it. But, could you tell me, what is the absolute minimum I have to do to get this steaming heap of post- digested-bovine-feed off my plate?" This, Grasshopper, is the key to completing projects. Drive out the minimum acceptable product, on the shortest reasonable timeline, using the least possible resources.
Think about this for a minute. It would be nice if we all got the opportunity to bid on exciting, groundbreaking projects that we could camp on for a long time, feeling fulfilled at every step. However, in the real world, there are many tasks that Just Have To Get Done. Our natural inclination is to bury these stinkers deep in our "In" baskets, work them as little as possible, and drag out the hardest parts as long as possible. This very human tendancy clogs our souls, ticks off our boss, and drags overall efficience down like a lead balloon.
Ah, but I can hear Dan Akroyd saying "Rosanne, you ignorant *redacted*. Don't you know that if you get a reputation for doing putrid projects quickly, you'll just become the Superfund site for the office?" (Apologies to those of you who aren't vintage SNL fans.) Well, lets analyze that for a minute. When the Glorious Earth Mother Of All Projects comes along needing a PM, which position would you rather be in, approaching the boss. Slug #44, who has dogged everything the boss has given them, or Hero #1, who's taken it in the shorts for the department time after time?
None of the above mitigates the need to get the customer's REAL requirements, do a crisp project plan, and take the time to produce quality work. Actually, driving a conversation on exit criteria quickly defines the deliverables, and sets up a true understanding with the boss/customer on what they really want. Delivering the right product, on time and on spec, has got to be a good thing (even if you do have to get your hands smelly). So buy some Lava soap, take a firm grasp on that stinker, and earn your way to hero-hood!
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