A.P. Lawrence

I warned you!

OK, it's been twelve hours since I politely asked that you people cough up $699.00 for a license to read this site. I know from my web logs that over 2,000 of you have been here since then, but only a few dozen bothered to read my demands. No, you were off looking at the faqs, or reading up on rsync or ldap or whatever: TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY FREE CONTENT!

That's fine. I'll get the rest of you eventually, but what about those of you who have read that? Where's my money? I checked PayPal and not one of you has sent me a dime, never mind the $699.00 each that I think is a perfectly fair and reaonable price for a paid up license to use this site as much as you want until I change my mind and want more money.

All right boopies: I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESSES. In some cases I have your host name too. I have PROOF that you've been here, and If I could figure out how rot13 works, I'd show you!

Mr. David Boises will be seeing those log entries, you can bet the farm on that.

THIS MIGHT BE YOUR LAST CHANCE. Send me the money!

No intellectual property was harmed in the production of this web page. Opinions and anything else I can grab belong to me,me,me and you get nothing. Employees and relatives of Bill Gates are all a bunch of losers. Your momma wears combat boots. Sic semper tyrannis. Best if used before 09/13/2005. Is not a significant source of calories. Be sure to discard properly.

Psst - Wanna work for yourself?

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SendMeTheMoneyNow :

Ahem...the check is in the mail. Oh yes, your order has been shipped, I promise if I'm elected there will be no new taxes, and no, I won't get you pregnant.

--BigDumbDinosaur

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